Intellectual
vs Plebeian, who will win?
“I posit,
that is rather contumelious behaviour, and that you are an impertinent, odious cretin.”
“Stop
speaking like that you cunt.”
“No. I
shan’t.”
“What the
fuck is wrong with you? Do you actually want to get wrecked?”
“No,
thank you, it wouldn’t bestow upon me great pleasure; on the contrary, it would
endow me with great suffering and anguish.”
“Can you
actually shut the fuck up right now?”
“If I
said yes I would be lying because I would still be speaking.”
“Seriously,
shut the fuck up or I’ll smash you.”
“OK.”
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